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Lesson  1:

A  man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower,  when the doorbell rings.

The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel  and runs downstairs.

When she opens the door, there stands Lusty Lyell, the next-door neighbour.

Before she says a word, Lusty Lyell says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel..'

After thinking for a moment, the woman  drops her towel and stands naked in front of Lusty Lyell, after a few seconds, Lusty Lyell hands her $800 and leaves.

The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.

When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?'

'It was Lusty Lyell the next door neighbour,' she replies.  

'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he  owes me?'

Moral  of the story:

If  you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your  shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

 Lesson  2:

A  priest offered a Nun a lift.

She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.

The priest nearly had an accident.  

After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.  

The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'

The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg  again.
The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'  

The priest apologised 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.'  

Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.  

On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm  129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'  

Moral  of the story:
If  you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.  

Lesson  3:

A  sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch  when they find an antique oil lamp.

They rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.'
'Me  first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.'
Puff! She's gone. 

'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pena  Coladas and the love of my life.'

Puff! He's gone..

'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.'
 
Moral  of the story:
Always  let your boss have the first say.

An  eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.

A small rabbit  saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?' 
The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.'

So,  the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a  fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
 
Moral  of the story:
To  be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up..

A  turkey was chatting with a bull.

'I would love to be able to get to  the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.'  
'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients.'

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung,  and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of  the tree.

The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the  second branch.

Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly  perched at the top of the tree.

He was promptly spotted by a farmer,  who shot him out of the tree.

Moral  of the story:
Bull  Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you  there.

A  little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze  and fell to the ground into a large field.

While he was lying there,  a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.

As the frozen bird lay  there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. 

The  dung was actually thawing him out!

He  lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing  cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.

Following  the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and  promptly dug him out and ate him.

Morals  of the story:
(1)  Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.

(2) Not everyone who  gets you out of shit is your friend.

(3) And when you're in deep  shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!